1.thou shall not steal...(whine for money from you parents tell you get it)
2.thou shall not kill...(blood stains...ew..and there hard to get off you)
3.thou shall not think about sex...(as nike says just do it)
4.thou shall not skip school...(take the hole day off)
5.thou shall work hard...(at telling other people what to do)
6.thou shall not worship any other gods than God...(2many names to remember)
7.thou shall do my homework...(once in awhile)
8.thou shall never tell a lie...(just expand the truth)
9.thou shall respect thy father and thy mother...(as long as the dont speak)
10.thou shall not do drugs...(alchoal lasts longer) |
